has just released a new video dubbed “The Ten Commandmentz” and yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. In a world where no rules exist, these are the basic laws every motorcyclist must abide by, from which all else will follow, laid out by “our own MotorGod, engraved in the Tables of Asphalt.” I wish I could say I’m making this stuff up.

What constitutes these Ten “Commandmentz?” Watch the video (and listen closely) to find out. If anything, it’s good for a laugh.