The thrill of victory, the agony of stupid: From President Trump as a 12 O’Clock Boy to badly failed wheelies on the Golden Gate, from embarrassing car wash fails to Weinerschnitzel half-pipes… incendiary exhaust pipes, puddles of unprecedented depth, ladies of amazing cheek, astounding leaps interrupted by low-hanging branches… it’s all here, and more.

It’s Friday afternoon, your employer owes you this 15-minute Youtube vacation. WARNING: Foul language and frequent failure to wear full protective gear.